![]() ![]() His rear end gives off reverse noises and brake lights, “All the better for you to see me…”Īnd radio songs can be played through his mouth. Oh no, it’s not that he JUST becomes fast from this freak accident and has his dreams come true, but he literally BECOMES a car! His eyes can become headlights, “All the better to see you with…” While in the engine, the driver lets off some nitrous oxide which somehow or another gives Theo superpowers and makes him become like a car. But he accidentally gets knocked into traffic and into the engine of a car. Sigh…anyway, one day after an accident at the tomato plant (I can’t believe I just said that), Theo wanders off to a highway to collect his thoughts. And that is how we’re all connected in this symbiotic circle of life.” And when we die, our bodies become the tomatoes. “You see, we eat the tomatoes to stay alive. Yeah, they…take care of a tomato plant because….umm….I guess someone needs to take care of the tomato plant. Oh, what does he do for work? He helps a bunch of other snails take care of a tomato plant. This realization depresses him throughout his life, especially during his work. He dreams of being fast and racing, but he’s a snail…so you know, he…can’t be fast….or race. ![]() This opens the door to so many questions: 1) How does he change tapes when he’s finished with one? 2) How does he get the volume and other controls to work properly? 3) Doesn’t the owner of the house hear that the TV is on in the middle of the night and find it peculiar? 4) Does the owner know that Theo is watching racing tapes and allows it? Etc. Theo, voiced by Ryan Reynolds, is a garden snail who is obsessed with racing and spends hours upon hours watching various pre-taped Indy 500 races on a TV in a garage. Sigh…this is going to be harder than I thought, let’s try again! It’s about a snail who races in the Indy 500. That’s a good idea! Ok, so “Turbo” is Dreamworks Animation’s 2nd animated film of 2013 (after “The Croods”). ![]()
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